Today was a great day! Larry Weirdos got in the groove and wrote and recorded a new song that is absolutely fucking incredibly weird! I still have to apply the finishing touches to it, but I will have it up soon!
It has come to our attention that some folks out there in the internet thingy may be confused as to what the Larry Weirdos are up to…and thats understandable. Here’s a little story to hopefully help people understand just what it is we are doing out here!
It all started on a snowy patio 10 months ago…
“Give me a Gin and Tonic…no no…Make it a Three Wise Men…Shit, not that either…Just give me a damn beer.”, The indecisive Doctor barked.
The poor flustered bar tender twisted the cap off the ice cold bottle and set it in front of Dr. Gamage. By this time the snow had stopped and a heavy wind started blowing. Thunder growled low in the distance.
“Maybe we should get off this patio and find some livestock to shoot.”, I said with a cigarette hanging halfway out of my mouth.
The Doctor looked over at me and with a perverse grin and said,“No…I’m comfortable right here where I am…How bout’ you sing me a song?”
I thought about what he said for a few moments while I slowly peeled off the label on my beer bottle.
“Ok”, I said.
I started improvising lyrics, and belting them out as if my whole existence depended on it! As I sang, random people starting appearing out of thin air! They started stomping in time with me, and chanting spiritualistic melodies! A crowd now inhabited the whole space of the patio!
The storm in the distance started to grow with the music! Hailstones violently pounded the ground giving percussion to the ever growing crescendo! Rain brought ambient harmonies! Lightning broke the darkness, and it was then that I saw the silhouette of a colossus figure approaching us.
“I am Illapa!”, The God thundered.
The crowd kneeled in humbled respect, and the music faded to ambiance.
“You are Weirdos!”, he said to us.
“Go Forth and make weird music in tribute to me, in defiance of this over-industrialized machine of a society!”
With that said, he vanished back up into the clouds and was gone! I looked at the Doctor, and he raised up his aviators and looked at me…
“Cheers!”, we said as we slammed our bottles together.
Let this blog be a catalog of the strange collections of musical formations that are nothing more than particles moving around us…Let it be the documentation of our servitude to Illapa. Selah!
Hope you enjoyed this story, and these “HIGH QUALITY” pictures from todays session!
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What do you want our next song to be about?
